Pieclopedia

Apple Pie

Apple Pie is the base form of edible pie. It is the time-tested standard, but not necessarily best tasting pie. A woman referred to as "Apple Pie" is generally good looking, but not "hot", per se.

   Apple pie is the plainest of the pies. Normally Apple Pie is the cute-grl next door type, with no foreign flair or abnormal bits.

   A good example of Apple Pie would be Andie MacDowell, whom you may recall from "Groundhog Day" and "Hudson Hawk". Andie is certainly doable, but not the most attractive slice in the pie case.

   This is the case with all slices of Apple Pie. There's always a more appetizing piece on display, but if you can't have it, you'll take the apple.

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