Yeah, I know. I’m like a day late. So the fuck what. I told you that I smelled Unidor’s space dust a month ago. And now, just as we all figured, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt have formally broken up. What can I say, the flying blob in a sombrero does good work. Now say thank you to the man properly.
I think we should all get together and send Unidor a letter, asking him to break up a nice young couple. Who’s Keira Knightley doing right now? I think Unidor oughtta have his space unicorn trample the lucky prick’s nuts.
Keira Knightlyshes doing some irish model at the moment, unidor should be arrive at their doorsteps any minute now…
So…can I have access to the pie forums again since I alerted you to Jen/Brad breakup???PLEASE…. I miss the pie forums… and I was banned for a fluke… -R
MEI am the fucker you speak of, Keira is my babe, and I am one lucky ass guy. Oh wait, dammit, I think I drifted off there for a minute, damn day dreams
Party…Lets setup a **Unidor** Punch-Party sometime…We could all wear Fake paper Hats and wish we had some Women to drool on.