Bolt and Longtime sent this to me at the same time, so I have decided like wise King Solomon to slice the credit in two, so that they might share it equally.
…no objections? Well, I guess the credit never truly belonged to either of you.
And now on to the main event.
MARYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) – A man was arrested on his 23rd birthday after a police officer saw him nude and covered with nacho cheese from a pool snack bar.
An officer saw a nude man carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese run toward a Jeep in the lot and stopped him.
“The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders,” Maryville Police Department officer Scott Spicer reported. “The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.”
This story is damn near perfect. The only thing that could have possibly made it better would be the addition of an “It’s Na-Cho Cheese!” joke. …maybe throw in a couple of titties.
I wish my 23rd birthday had been nearly that cool. All I wanted was to wrassle naked in some pudding, but noooo. My ex had to have “intimacy” issues. As in, issues with getting pudding in intimate places.
*ahem*
I heard that onbob and tom this morning. things like that make me wonder about society
maybe gelatin would have been better…I’ve had experience with that jello situation. We used 20 packets of pudding and covered ourselves. It was a fantastic lubricant, that is, until we finished. Once the motion stops the pudding becomes painfully sticky. The bad side is that it hurts to walk, the good news is you both have to take a shower right away.