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 On The Prowl Update: Friday, February 11

    Hey kids, BoltBoy's back and boy do I got some stories to tell. My fellow MoFos and I just got back froman ass-kickin' adventure through Las Vegas. While we were there, we decided to film anon-location edition of "On the Prowl", complete with strippers, alcoholicallyinduced fun, and one dirty slut. Hey, I hate a tease, so lets dive right into the goodstuff, shall we?

Episode 2: MoFo's Vegas Vacation

    As I'm sure you all know, some of the MoFo's took a little time offfor a Vegas Vacation. On our second day there, we decided that we should set out to beginfilming of the second episode of "On the Prowl". With the rampant gambling,drinking, and porn lying all over the place, you can't find a better stage for this show.So I grabbed a bigass Budweiser, and the rest of the crew grabbed the equipment, and wehit the streets.

    We started the show off by leaving our hotel(naturally), and noticed a statue dedicated to none other than yours truly. After posingwith this fine piece of modern art, and filming our intro, we headed out. We began bywalking the strip, and headed for the mall in Ceasar's Palace. That place kicked ass, manya-slice o' pie wandering about, and plenty of craps tables to drain the wallet. Weinterviewed many of those slices, whom you will get an eyeful of on the next edition of"On the Prowl". We sparked up conversations with these fine ladies, askingquestions targeted towards MoFos like yourselves. One of those lovely females inparticular, who shall remain nameless, decided to write us and let us know how much sheenjoyed her badass experience:

Hey, my name is ----- and you guys interviewed me on this day Wednesday Feb.9 00. I just have to say that I feel really stupid. I guess I get camera shy. I did have fun however and thank you for making me a part of your show. I hope I look okay on camera (I am very worried about that). Anyway, I just wanted to wish you all luck and many grand adventures.

Thanks again!
-----

P.S. If pie means what I am thinking (because I am not a guy, who knows?) I am very down with that and if you would like a demo --- Saturday night after hours party at Speriment Rhino! Hope you can join me and my girlfriends!!!!

Weinterviewed quite a few other lovely females, one of which you will find in the picture tothe right, Lisa. We asked most of the interviewees what MoFo's like you and I could do toget dates with them. While quite a few of them responded with "Pretend to run someInternet TV show" (aaaw yeah), the real answer was... wait, we can't tell you that.Why the Hell would you watch the show? After that, we left Ceasar's and headed back to theMonte Carlo. On the way, we ran into our fellow MoFo, Billy Ray, who was a little down onhis luck for the trip. We'd tell you what he was doing for cash, but... again, the showwill reveal all. A couple hours and a couple drinks later, we headed for downtown LasVegas baby. We watched the light show, and let me tell you, drunk is the only way to watchit. We ran into a couple of sluts (only one confirmed slut, though), onewith a broken back. We can't really comment on how exactly she broke it, but we can allwager a guess. After selling off our buddy Billy Ray to them for two bits, we headed backto the Monte Carlo and wrapped up another sweet edition of "On the Prowl".

Mox has informed us that the trailer for Episode 2 will be up at thebeginning of "On the Prowl: Episode 1", which we plan to release in the nextweek or two. So be on the lookout MoFos, "On the Prowl" could hit your townnext. Unless you live in Canada of course.

- Bolt Boy

 On The Prowl Update: Thursday, February 3

   Hey everybody, this is your friendly neighborhood Bolt Boy. I'm here to welcome you to mylittle corner of Badassmofo.com, "On The Prowl". Sharkey and I were sittingaround drinking one night (how is that different from any night?), and I brought up thesubject of doing an Internet TV show. He said, "Can't talk now, drinking." Oncehe chugged a few more down, he finally settled down enough to listen. He agreed that anInternet TV show for BAMF would be a kickass idea, provided that we had an equally kickasssubject matter. After a few more beers, he didn't think the show even needed a damnsubject. In fact, fuck subjects, we'll just interview everyone on the street and see whatcrazy shit we can get them to do on camera: For one whole dollar. Wait,that is a subject I guess. Ah, screw it, how can you argue with a badass premise likethat?

Episode 1: The BoltBoy Menace

    So that weekend we set off to the Irvine Spectrum,behind the Orange Curtain. We set out with nothing but avideo camera, and a few bills. That night we made this amazing discovery: chicks getabsolutely nuts when placed in front of a camera. They howled like monkeys, sang songs,and a couple of them slapped me, but we won't get into that. With this newfound knowledge,we decided to up the ante a bit and raid our buddy Mox's video equipment. We grabbedanother camera, a mic, and a lotta alcohol, and headed off for the Magic Kingdom. There weinterviewed other guests and many Disney employees, including this one really hot chick(if you're out there Sarah Michaels, e-mail me!) and one butt-ugly slice of Bananna CreamPie. We wrapped it up, and headed into the studio (Mox's house) to edit that mofo up. Wequickly placed the trailer up for your viewing pleasure, which can be found below. And,God willing, in a short while the first episode will be online and ready to go. So far itlooks pretty fucking sweet, and we didn't ruin any of the good shit in the trailer.

    Since we enjoyed making the first episode of "Onthe Prowl" so much, we'll be making more. Many more, actually. In fact, Episode IIwill be filmed on location in Las Vegas, which is part of our upcoming Badassmofo VegasVacation, baby. I'll be posting where and when we'll be filming on the main page, so youcan keep up to date with our badass exploits. Feel free to cruise down and join in on thefestivities, provided that you aren't a complete and utter choad. Being a hot chick, orbringing a hot chick with you doesn't hurt either.

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