OK, either everyone told me about this, and my alcoholic haze has left my memory riddled with giant holes OR… you all have failed. Failed to bring me (goddamn Bolt had to tell me) the best fucking news I’ve heard of in eons: It’s Karate Kid The Musical, bitch!
Honor. Friendship. Fisting.
IT’S KARATE, KID! The Musical is an outrageous and unconventional riff on the beloved ’80s film. Under the manicured guiding hand of a mysticalmaintenance man, Daniel-San Larusso wages war against pill-popping, white trash deviants; well-styled, bloodthirsty karate students; rampaging hormones and many more “unsavory things.â€
Featuring 20 ferocious new songs, including “Wax On! Wax Off!,†“‘A’ My Name is Ali†and “We are the Bitchkicks,†this KID chops through an orgy of drug-fueled excess and sexual perversion to win the gold!
I like that upon seeing the picture to your right a minute ago, one of my gay friends quipped “So they’re making Daniel a gay character now?”
Silly homosexuals, thinking everything revolves around their world. …except he might be right in this case, I’m gonna have to look into that one. In the meantime, I’m looking into flight tickets to New York. If you live in or around NY, I seriously suggest (with an iron fucking fist) that you go see this, so that its popularity meter shoots through the roof, forcing them to open in LA a few months from now.
I swear, if I’m not watching Daniel-san wax-on-wax-off in California sometime soon, I’m holding you personally responsible.
Fisting?Looks like they MIGHT be trying to make Daniel a homo.
HeySince when does Shaq play a chinese guy with a nasty moustache ??Look how tall that dude is !Oh and Daniel is a homo with the rouge on his cheeks.
SsssssillySilly straight guys, nothing makes it on Broadway unless it is gay.
goingi just sent out a mass email to everyone i know in the city. i’m so there.
Tell You??????I come to this site to learn of the strange and odd, and I like you sharky live on the west coast, and I dont look into plays, let alone musicals, so how would I know of it
Honor. Friendship. Fisting.I love the film’s tag line: \”Honor. Friendship. Fisting.\” But, seriously, what the fuck are they thinking? I mean goddamn, how do you expect to do anything Karate Kid-related without Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita? I’m sure Ralph could use the work right now, as a forty-something child actor probably isn’t the top cast these days (he was 26 when he Karate Kid).
say what26, he looked like he was in his teens, I wouldnt have known
OR..The red shit on his cheek might be makeup trying to show where the little white supremist beat the shit out of Daniel before Miyagi step in and beat the shit out of them.Yeah, I’m a film geek…