Bolt found this game yesterday, and we are going to turn it into the greatest drinking game ever conceived:
Amazing. A board game that teaches little Jewish children the proper way to keep their lives kosher. Never before have I seen a game so destined for boozery. Bolt, Killbot and I are going to grab a few bottles of Manishevitz and some pork chops for me, and hammer out the rules for this bad boy. If anybody is looking for a last-minute birthday gift idea for me, this is it. This is the be-all-end-all. Especially if it comes with a bottle of Jack Daniels.
I was trying to come up an even better game idea, perhaps something with a Kwanzaa-theme. But the idea of a board game based on robbing your neighbors’ freshly-opened Christmas gifts just seemed like a downer. Although I am in talks with Parker Bros. regarding a game based on Mexican immigration. I don’t want to spill too much, but there will be bonus points for impregnating blonde high-school girls and running out on child support.
What? If you can’t be racist around your birthday, when can you be racist? …fine. I’ll make up a board game filled with honkey stereotypes. But what could be the theme? Hmmmm….
Happy now?
hahShit, I thought you shopped that bagel in there. Sometimes I think the jews TRY to live up to their stereotypes.Great solo drinking game – go to http://www.jdate.com (jewish singles community) and drink when you see a profile/pic of an ugly jewish girl.
Got Game?Us Polish People live for this stuff….Pick on us all you want, we can take it!
hmI’m tempted to call ‘bullshit’ on you being a Polish by the fact that you’re using a computer. Then again, you did capitalize the ‘p’ in ‘people’ for no apparent reason.Man, I wish one of my english teachers would’ve said something like that. \”Why did you capitalize an improper noun mid-sentence, are you a polack?\”