Yeah, but does it have a CD player?

Holy crap. A motorbike with a Viper V-10. That thing gives a whole new meaning to the term “crotch rocket.” I don’t see how they’ll ever sell one of these; the thing has a “Terminator 3” aesthetic, but probably costs somewhere in the vicinity of the guy with a “crusty old businessman” aesthetic. And even if some kid gets a hold of one, imagine the insurance on the thing:

“No, sir, your premium does not go down after you turn 25, or if you get married, or paint it white. We’re just going to charge you a couple grand for every mile you put on the tachometer.” Or odometer. You know what I mean.

Solo, it looks like you might be able to buy a Viper now. Or at least the engine.

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  1. Hello America’s Wildest Police Chaces Top speed estimated at nearly 400MPH. You can do anything you want with it. Perfect for the bank robber on the run. Police helocopters can’t even compete with you, as long as you avoid hitting anything that is.Call it what it really is:Grim Reaper or OrgasmI want one. Bury me with it, because other wise I just won’t be complete.

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