Wow. WoW Wow.

If there’s one thing that you, the faithful reader, should have picked up over the years it is this: I am a gigantic prick. But coming in with a respectable silver medal is the fact that I cannot, and will not, play any MMO RPGs. The level of nerdiness that it requires is simply too great. And as anyone who knows me can attest, I am proud of my nerdly heritage. I flaunt it. I wave it around in your face and make 8-bit game noises while doing the Mario. Yet somehow my nerd RAM level comes in just below the system requirements to install Everquest and the like.

I did install Star Wars Galaxies one time though, and was amused for five minutes by my girlfriend’s discovery that crouching made it appear as though one were fellating another character.

That said, I’m not exactly sure what to think of Whores of Warcraft, which features WoW themed pornography starring some well-knownish fake-tittied sperm receptacles. On the one hand, you’ve got a fetish that blips onto my Doppler® “What The Fuck” Radar somewhere between furries and girls-wearing-casts. On the other hand, there are naked women having sex which, thanks to the possibilities of comedy and/or hotness, is rarely a bad thing. And having been dragged to a renaissance festival once, I can attest that the chances for hilarity are as high as I was on that horrible day.

It costs $7.95 for each episode, which is sort of laughable considering the audience. Aren’t these a bunch of tubby nerds (or Korean kids) sitting around in a basement somewhere reading BluesNews all day and night? I’m thinking that this will be pirated rather quickly, which is quite humorous considering the heavy piratey themed emphasis of the content. Still, if anyone decides to plunk down the shekels and wants to share this bounty with me, I’ll be much obliged. Especially if you keep your filthy fucking hands off of me.