It’s rare when you can warrant a link around here based on the dead-on appropriateness of an article’s title, but Sears Portrait Studio Presents: Britney & Kevin’s Wedding over at Gawker achieves just that.
Oh sweet Britney Spears, what a catch you’ve landed. The man doesn’t even feel the need to shave for the wedding. That’s how you know its forever. That, and God’s law, sinners.
OUCHThat is the ugliest group of bridesmaids that I’ve ever seen. You’d think Britney would have better looking friends for Kevin to bang on the side…poor guy.
ewwSomething tells me she must have found some rent-a-brides made service for the wedding…but I’ll bet Kevin’s still hittin it…
Time to move on…to the little sister. Let’s see…illegal, check…white trash disease, symptoms present, onset 1-3 kids away…career, next to nothing = better than older sister’s at present time…possibility of threesome with older sister, promising…Well at least it’s something…
Is it me…or is Britney fucking ugly now. Ughhh. Seeing her in a wedding dress totally kills my hardon after looking at pictures of her in a school girl outfit.
“bridesmaids”I’d have to agree with Evil Homer, they appear to have been pried off the top of a cathedral and stuffed into dresses.
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but\”or is Britney fucking ugly now. Ughhh. Seeing her in a wedding dress totally kills my hardon after looking at pictures of her in a school girl outfit. \”Yeah, but who’d turn that down anyway
LAMEI have seen better looking homemade weedings where they spent less then 100 bucks on everything except the ring, and I bet brit spent a pretty penny more then that