When HD Hurts

We just got back from dinner, and turned on the TV to wind down a bit. That “Lost” special was recording on the DVR, which I left on while I hit the can. When I came back, Carlton Cuse (I had to Google his name to figure out which one was which) was on, describing some shit about Kate. When it pulled back to the two of them in the studio, it looked like Cuse had some sort of deranged herpes breakout all over his face. I don’t know if it’s the same in standard def, but he is a hideous vision in high definition. Every time they cut back to him in that little talking head box, I want to keep my eyes on the computer screen, but tragically I cannot. It’s like we’re midway between normal vision and the view from the sunglasses in They Live.

…is he wearing lipstick?

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By Sharkey

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  3. Stupid fucking spam posts.

    I thought the same thing when I was watching the State of the Union in High def. Sweet Jesus, maybe high def isn’t such a good idea sometimes.

  4. Hey makes you want to watch some cheap porn where they barely afford makeup that works on poor peoples TV…(cue evil laugh)

  5. ^^ Moron. ^^

    That might have stirred up people in the 70’s, but nowadays, people accept all races and genders, and the natural selection system is in place to make sure fucktards like you don’t breed.

    Kramer is that you ?

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