What’s Portugese For Preppie?

Seems that a Portugese student is under investigation after spraying toxic gas into his classroom to delay having to take a math test. A tad overzealous, but effective. Well, if winding up behind bars is effective, but sacrifices must be made.

The test was canceled and the 16-year-old’s teacher and six other pupils were taken to a hospital Monday, complaining of irritation, but were discharged shortly afterwards.

“He didn’t have much idea of the consequences. It was the first incident of its type at this school and the case is still under investigation,” the spokeswoman said in Santa Maria da Feira, near Portugal’s second city Oporto.

Now, I don’t like to go blaming the media in situations like this, but I don’t know how else the little bastard could’ve concocted a scheme like this without a little television tutelage. But where on Earth could he have seen a show that would teach him to sabotage a class with such an extravagant stunt just to delay a math test? Hmm…

I got to fuck Kelly, that's reason enough to follow my example.
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Have they got the Superstation in Lisbon? Damn you AOL Time Warner, is there no end to your evil deeds?

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By Sharkey

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