Alright, I’m going to do another one of those split posts before I rant about last night’s episode of “Lost.” If you don’t mind this being spoiled, or if you saw it and don’t mind profanity and tongue-in-cheek remarks regarding racial stereotypes, click on the “read more” button.
Even if the character is useless, they still have to turn him into a giant weeping vagina.
This episode made no fucking sense. They inserted Nikki and Paulo like a pair of fucking Gilligans into all kinds of iconic scenes for no reason. Look, they met Ethan! Look, they befriended that loveable yet tragically explosive Arzt guy! But then you make the record scratch when they find a fucking hatch with a ladder leading into the depths of the island. Why not tell someone who would give a shit? How does this oppose your plot to find the damned diamonds?
Then Emo McMexican decides to hide his precious bounty in a place that Nikki freakin’ knows about, and while he’s there who does he happen to see? *shock* The Others! The bastards who stole the nigra and his boy. The ones who kidnapped the pregnant broad and strung Charlie up by his neck! And now they’re talking about stealing three of the most useful people in terms of keeping us alive, maybe I should find myself another hiding spot and then tell everyone “Hey… I stumbled across this hatch by that plane where Boone died, and overheard those Others while I was taking a shit! They’re gonna use some overly complicated scheme to steal the doctor, tits mcgee and the redneck so that they can have the doc do some kinda surgery!”
If you’re going to do character development, make the character believable. If Paulo had been replaced with fucking Lassie, that diamond-theiving canine still would have brought the ruination of the Others’ diabolical scheme. The Others are succeeding because this stupid asshole cares more about his piece of pussy than staying fucking alive.
And on another note… why did Ben go through with this whole scheme to kidnap babies and Walt, and manipulating Jack into doing the surgery? Why not show up at the beach camp a couple of weeks later, reveal yourselves as good people living in a tropical paradise, and then invite your new guests into your suburban village? Then in general chat with Jack, you go “Holy shit, you’re a spinal surgeon? Our leader, who is an awesome guy, has cancer in his back!” Then introduce him to his doe-eyed daughter, enter “fixer” Jack, and Benny boy is saved and now you can kick them the fuck out and keep the kids or whatever. Or shoot them, you didn’t promise them shit. Don’t need them mucking up your precious island.
The Others must be really fucking bored to stage these games where they get tortured and die just to accomplish some stupid ass mission, when all they needed to do was have a cookout nearby and wait for the black guy to smell the chicken. “Come on motherfuckers, we’re having a little ‘Bye Bye Ben Sorry You Got Back Cancer’ barbeque!”
Last week there were a lot of Diggers around here telling me that the show was “back on track.” It’s back on track alright, down the fucking toilet.
I dunno, that was one of the best Episodes of “Tales From The Crypt” I’ve seen in years, what with the creepy ending and all….oh…you said it was “Lost”? WTF?
Although considering how they dealt with those twp characters. it’s almost as if someone read this blog and took a couple of ideas for the episode (and of course redrafted scripts and reshot, and re-edited the episode in under a week, which of course MUST have happened). I mean, they weren’t totally evil, but close enough, and with pretty much the ending you asked for…
I was so disgusted after last week’s that I blew off this one to play Oblivion. Sounds like I made the right choice.
The only thing “Lost” on that island is the plot-line. Sorry Eric.
I thought it was slightly better than most weeks past but I still feel unfullfilled and pissed off that nothing has been resolved at all after watching, GG filler episode!!
People still watch that shit?
The last few days we’ve been adding some pretty impressive stuff to Multi Theft Auto, and we would love to show you what we’re up to right now.
Earlier, we mentioned that custom models would theoretically be possible to do with our “resources” system for easy transferring and loading of scripts.
Well.. we managed to add on-the-fly and fully scriptable custom model support and model manipulation , including collisions, to MTA. In other words, the scripts you run on your server can now have custom or manipulated models for objects or vehicles which allows you to do stuff like: attaching new wheels to vehicles, adding new buildings to the game, adding new vehicles to the game, attaching new objects to (new) vehicles, or anything else you would normally do by messing around with the model/texture/collision files.
The video shows us importing some new vehicle skins as a whole, importing only parts of a vehicle such as the wheels, but also adding a custom .dff/txd (stored on harddrive) to a kart vehicle.
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I thought the episode was a total waste of time. The only parts that I found almost worth the watch was Sawyer and his “Who the hell are you?” insets. Besides that, I thought it was utter shit.
well, Billy Dee is in Command and Conquer 3, which might be a better role for him…