Well, There Goes Season 3 Of “Heroes”

Anyone else catch a glimpse of the mutated afterbirth that is Hayden Panetierre’s new music video? The appropriately named “Wake Up Call” will hopefully wake up everyone’s gag reflex, and her Paris-Hiltonesque sound (I hate that she made me invent this term) will be suffocated before it can spread overseas. Then the whole experience can serve as a warning to music industry execs who have been throwing around recording contracts like they were the really shitty candy you’d get on Halloween, back when your Mom would make you share with your younger sister so you had to root around in the bag for the Bit O’ Honeys and anything made of black licorice to throw it at her in her stupid plastic Barbie mask. She didn’t even like candy, she just wanted it because I had it!

…therapy is going well.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

7 comments

  1. I never went as Barbie ya douche, and I was way cute enough in my 7-up can costume to get my own damn candy.

  2. You 2 crack me up. How did I miss the 7up can costume pix? The best costume was cramming the “little” (23 year old) sister into the Sonic the Hedgehog costume. Priceless.

  3. I think we’re dangerously close to revealing how nerdy Sharkey’s childhood really was. Wait….oops.

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