Undercover Fucking Idiot

…..Get a rope.

Eddie Griffin crashed a rare Ferrari Enzo worth $1.5 million into a concrete barrier while practicing at a racetrack Monday, destroying the car but escaping uninjured.

The Enzo, valued at around $1.5 million, was owned by the executive producer of “Redline,” Daniel Sadek, whose exotic car collection is featured in the movie.

Sadek said that the car was damaged beyond repair and that he had “mixed feelings” about the wreck.

Cherish whatever the fuck this movie is, because it’s probably going to be Eddie Griffin’s last. I prayed for something like this to happen to his career, but good lord… what a waste.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

5 comments

  1. Mixed feelings? More like I’m pissed that mother fucker didn’t break his neck, but I’m happy I get to do it myself instead.

  2. Shit happens, but he should be forced to drive a 1987 Yugo for the next 5 years as punishment.

    If you’re going to smash a car like that, at least have the common courtesy to die in the wreck. That’s the only way you’re going to save face.

  3. As a matter of fact, the discovery was purely an accident. While searching for the Spore Fungus, Pommo came across a new type of fungus near the Elven Forest. This new fungus was smaller in size, and attacked enemies by spraying poisonous spores. Commonly known fungus fluids are all poisonous. However, the extracted fluid from this fungus, when mixed with small amount of water and honey, gave anyone who drank it a special boost of energy. Pommo found it helps him focus. Best of all, it had no after taste! Not to mention that the Ents loved it as well.

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