Triple Threat

Ok, let me get this straight.

1. [ The Axe Might Be Falling For Steven The Dell Kid ] (thanks Sugary75, the first one to get it to me)
2. [ PETA Protesters Pelted With Milk In Scotland ] (thanks FaaQ)
3. [ Truth Website Haxx0r3d ] (Be prepared to run Ad-Aware after viewing

My birthday isn’t even until next week, yet there’s a beautiful bounty of spiteful fun just waiting for me in my inbox. God bless America.