You’ve gotta wonder just what it’s like to be Kevin Federline. I mean the guy must know what a walking, talking douchebag the world sees him as. He’s also gotta know that anyone who buys his soon-to-be-released album, Playing with Fire, is doing so simply for the comedic value. He is undoubtedly aware that he’s pretty much the punchline to the joke that is Britney Spears’ career these days. So you’ve gotta ponder what it’s like to come to grips with all of those facts, just for the sake of money. I mean I’m sure he’s crying all the way to the bank, but at what point to you feel good about exchanging all respectability for a Ferrari?
…and how do I follow suit?
The supremely awesome Kevin Federline has named his debut album Playing With Fire and the expected release date for this album is August 2006. As you may know, he made his first promotional club appearance this past Saturday, March 25th at Vision Club in Atlanta, GA. Usher, Nelly and Jazze Pha were all in attendance and the event has been called a “huge success!” (in a press release). He’s going to make promotional appearances at clubs across the country and will help out local charities in the cities he visits. Here’s what the man himself has to say about the album and tour:
“The inspiration and meaning behind the title Playing With Fire is self explanatory. I’m excited about this album and am looking forward to continuing my promotional club tour in support of it and seeing the first-hand reaction of my fans listening to my songs for the first time. My album is sure to set the dance floors across the world on fire!”
Moral bankruptcy and a loaded wallet seem to go hand in hand.
You know he’s totally self-aware, he must be. It’s the only way to explain his appearance on a day-to-day basis.