Nickelback sucks. Chad Kroeger, their lead singer, also sucks.
Watch the people of Portugal show what they choose when given the choice between seeing Nickleback or going home. Hope there was an ice pack waiting backstage for that long-haired Eddie Vedder wannabe.
BAHNickelback isnt a band, its what you demand from the lead singer’s mom when she gives you lousy head.
*rimshot*Bah-Dum-Ba-Ching