Things I’d Like To Run My Tongue Across

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From: reynard
Subject: Natalie’s “cleaverage”

Something you might like:

https://www.imdb.com/gallery/virtual/brunettes/11

Hoo damn! An early Christmas present! …or an early Hanukkah present, to be precise. Here’s a little bit of Natalie news straight from IMDB, that you might find interesting:

FROM: IMDB
Actress Natalie Portman is comfortable with the inevitable prospect of seeing her naked body splashed across the internet, after her new movie Closer hits cinemas. The sexy screen star plays a stripper in the raunchy film – in which she appears alongside Julia Roberts – and she’s prepared for the fact stills grabbed from her nude scenes will soon dominate celebrity websites. She says, “Yeah, it’ll be nude celebrities dotcom. But that’s fine. I’m not scared. I’m brave. I feel like I’ve got to a point in my life where everything I do is active rather than reactive.” However, Portman laughs off theories she agreed to the steamy role in an intentional effort to abolish her former child star reputation. She adds, “I’m not doing things to prove anything. That makes me comfortable with whatever people walk away with. I can still carry on my own life without being hurt.”

Whatever you say, babycakes. As long as those nudie scenes wind up on the web, I won’t have to kill your overbearing director by stuffing his mouth with concrete and dumping him into the Hudson.

By the by, if you’re looking for more Natalie Portman, all you had to do was ask.