Let’s have a few examples of today’s word, shall we?
Hmmm… here’s a good one.
A Parma priest accused of groping two male deputies and a female hotel clerk has pleaded no contest in Erie County to misdemeanor charges of indecency and sexual imposition.
Deputies reported finding the priest drunk and wandering the Sawmill Creek resort without pants on May 1. They accused him of setting off a fire alarm, then groping and propositioning the officers and clerk as they tried to restrain him.
If I had all that pent up sexual tension at 74, I’d probably let it out in a few interesting ways as well. You gotta figure that the old fella’s… uh… ol’ fella was just about kaput. Viagra can only keep you going for so long I’m afraid, so who can blame the guy for getting blitzed and letting off a little wang-steam, right? Well, unless he’s been molesting little boys the whole time, in which case, the old bastard’s got no excuse.
Oh, and Robert sent in a fantastic picture. I went to one of those places when I was a kid, the best I got was a picture with me and George Burns, the sweet old bastard. He is missed.
*looks at picture*
*sighs*
*Ahem*. Carry on.
