OH NOS! Hollywood royalty having marital problems? Scandalavisciousness!
Actress Jennifer Aniston has fuelled speculation her marriage to Brad Pitt is in turmoil – by taking off her wedding ring.
Rumours the relationship is deteriorating were first sparked during filming of Mr and Mrs Smith this summer when Pitt was romantically linked to his co-star Angelina Jolie.
The ex-Friends star added to the gossip by cancelling the Troy hunk’s 41st birthday party she’d agreed to host, weeks after reports she refused to have his first child.
Can you smell it? I can smell it. Space dust from the tail of a magical flying unicorn. That can only mean one thing:
Fly! You hear me, you magical son of a bitch? Fly!
HahaNice hat Unidor.
What is he carrying?Is that a toolbox? Does Unidor come once a year to distribute quality Craftsmas toolsets? If so, I will gladly subscribe to his church. Mr. Unidor Man? I really need a torque wrench.
That’s sadI like Brad Pitt, he’s a badass. He deserves a hot wife and a hot mistress. Long live infidelity!
Hopefully I have the nutsack she cries on.Word Poda. It’s sad how much I love Unidor. It’s also wonderful that I believe in Unidor more than I believe in Xenu or any of those other crappy gods out there.
I beg to differ…Thats not a Tool Box, it’s one of those Roadside emergency kits with Tire Inflator along with Jumper Cables, reflective ofcourse.
NahThat’s not a toolbox…it’s a pleasure chest !It’s filled with Jellied vibrators and clitoral stimulators to keep the hot celebrity women away from men that won’t fulfill them like we can.
Evil UnicornWhat really piques my intrest is the evil unicorn with a magic rainbow coming out of its ass.
Humm…Rainbow?….Might be burning off left over scented oil from Pleasure Chest
in the asscock