The last Last Comic Standing

Does anyone else watch this show? That fucking Asian guy Dat Phan wasn’t even funny when the show first started, how the fuck did he win? His whole set was about how funny his mom talks cause she’s Asian, and thats what the general public wants? FUCK the general public, I’m going to go find everyone who voted for him and kill them. We already have Margaret Cho to make stupid ass Asian stereotypes, we don’t need another. Ralphie was the funniest one there, he weighed 500 pounds, and his girlfriend was hot, he deserved to win.

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  1. I agree fullyMinority comedians who do jokes about their own race are leaning on a comedy crutch. They only do it because they’re incapable of being funny otherwise. Eddie Murphy and Richard Prior did it, but they also proved that they were capable of being funny otherwise.

  2. fucking DaveHe knocked off Dave, the REAL funniest man on the show, by mocking his mother for ten minutes. This is just more evidence of the dumbing-down of America (although I hate hippie liberal bastards who say things like that). A smart comic like Dave \”The cop caught up with me a mile down the road. He was all pissed off and made me drive him back to his car\” should have won. Bastards.

  3. wordShould have come down to Ralphie and Dave. And how the hell did Ralphie score such a hot chick? Guess the love the fat penis.

  4. The last comic standingI saw them LIVE here in vegas at the shows. They edited over a 2 hour stand up of each of them. Dat Phan tore everyone apart on that show. What they show you on TV doesn’t give anyone credit.

  5. Check out a live show.You check out the live show because he would still destroy the other 2 guys. These shows really limit what you can/can’t say on television.

  6. Dave is godWas the live show just him showing how gook his mom is? Cause I’m still sure it wouldn’t be funny.

  7. BahRich Vos is a hack. The only reason he got on the show is because he’s friends with Jay Mohr via the Opie and Anthony show. Ralphie wasn’t funny. The two times I saw him, he ranted about stupid crap for five minutes. Although, I will give him credit for using \”deeeeeez nuts\” in his act.

  8. I don’t care what goes in my ear holeWhat a fucking joke. Dat Phan, and I don’t care how long his show is, is just a guy who pokes fun at his race, which isn’t funny anymore. Same with fat dudes. Dat Phan! I mean… HELLO!!! DAT PHAN???Hell, maybe he should run for governor. Apparently the public just doesn’t give a shit what goes in their ear holes anyway, so… screw it.

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