The Interweb: Bringing New Forms Of Punishment To Parents

[ Mom eBays son’s PS2 as punishment ]

SO I AM MINUS ABOUT $177 FOR THIS WEEKEND LITTLE ANTICS. NOT TO MENTION THE AGGRAVATION OF THE ARUGING, LYING AND DECEPTION. I AM NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR FROM A CHILD. EVEN A 6’3” 13 YEAR OR ANY ONE WHO DISRESPECTS ME & MY STUFF.

SO CHILDREN LISTEN UP DO NOT DISRESPECT YPUR PARENTS YOUR FRIENDS OR YOURSELF BECAUSE US PARENTS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU AND WE WILL FIND OUT ABOUT ANY AND ALL THINGS YOU TRY TO HIDE.

I AM SELLING THOS PRIZE possession TO RECOOP WHAT I LOST.

Man, momma needs to start helping junior with his schoolwork. Maybe she’ll pick up a grammar tip or two.

Pretty soon we’re going to have mothers hopping onto aim and messaging all his friends about how he cries whenever she grounds him. That will show the little bastard.

That, or he’ll slaughter them all in their sleep.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

8 comments

  1. Story has a flaw…Uh does anybody else find the fact that the son opened a bottle of champagne with a corkscrew a little strange? And have you ever tried to put the cork back in a bottle of champagne? It doesn’t work….

  2. yay, a lesson…Hopefully the parents will learn to not be lazy shits and watch their own kids instead of pawning them off on strangers at the skating rink…

  3. LiesJust some \”parent\” trying to make as much as she can off of an eBauy auction so she can support her heroin addiction.Lots of people make tons of money on eBay. Most of them probably blow it on blow.

  4. Serves the little fuck rightI would have filled every crevice of my kid’s PS2 with thermite and let him watch me roast it in the backyard (like ramzi did to a laptop-see thebroken.org). Brat should know, \”Don’t fuck with Dad’s alcohol!\”

  5. little fuckDoesn’t it seem kind of weird that every time she mentions that he was drinking beer during her story she doesn’t really seem phased. She does seem a bit pissed about the $6 though

  6. in their sleepthe important lesson for both parents and their children to learn is that we are all vulnerable at some point, and quite frequently. often, we refer to this as the need for sleep. history speaks of the parent who punishes with a belt or a rod. but less known is the frustrated child who in the middle of the night breaks some legs with a fucking crowbar.don’t fuck with kids; they’re smarter than you because they’re here to replace you.

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