The greatest games you will play today, guaranteed!

Porn-Pong is an adult, cartoon version of the game ‘Breakout’. I think the tarzan-like main character is a great role model for today’s youth. Shit, he can pleasure women in one thrust!

Nanaca Crash! is similar to the yeti sports game where you club the penguin. Except instead of a yeti there is an asian girl in a schoolgirl uniform, and instead of a penguin there is a guy who gets the shit beaten out of him by asian schoolgirls.

Steel Ball Da-Da-Da is another interesting asian game. If you suck at this game you will see a man get his day fucked up by a giant cannonball. If you can actually figure out the controls you will catch the cannonball and throw it at buildings knocking them to the ground. ( I’ll save you some time and frustration though. Press and hold ‘Spacebar’ to catch the ball. Tap ‘B’ and ‘N’ as fast as possible afterwards to build up power to throw it at the building )

I have wasted more time than I’d care to mention playing these games, but I simply enjoy watching that cannonball smash that guy in the face over and over.

10 comments

  1. Crash!it got really easy when I figured out why the word Aerial was lighting up. 2949.84 and I’m tired of playing. score is too easy.

  2. KewlI don’t really get it, but I made it past the first level. I want to design a game sorta like that, with a kangaroo, and jumping…

  3. soooo goooddamn, that crash game is soooo addictive, i just scored 5740.32m, it is such an addictive game, the other two i got bored of too easily, its simply too hard to catch that ball and the naked pong igot boring once I realised that if you right click and select \”play\” you skip to the next level.but that nanako crash is cool- Thankyou Bongweasel, thankyou very much (though i doubt my boss would agree)

  4. steel ballyeah catching the ball even once seems impossible to me and after the first 14 or so times watching the guy the hit by the ball loses its humorit’s funny when you lose though…\”the mission is never end…\”

  5. crash scoringThe key is to get the bounce boost, I was going 400m in the air at one point on my way to a final score of 17329.61

  6. Crash!the stop boost is the best. I did get a boost just now at 6000 that was called \”type-D\” or something, but I hit a stop right after so I didn’t get to see it

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