The Four Year Old Wants A Rematch

If you see me on the street, please punch me in the dick. I like it!I’m a big fan of solidarity. To me, there’s nothing better than human beings of all race and creed unifying, coming together to overcome the odds. And there’s nothing that accomplishes that kind of unity than spite. Pure, unadulterated spite. And here it comes, baby.

Reggie Sanders did not play Sunday for the Cardinals, but for many of the 41,087 in attendance at Ameriquest Field, he was the hero of the day.

In the third inning, Gary Matthews Jr. of the Rangers fouled a ball into the seats and a burly man leaped over a row, knocking over a 4-year-old boy with his legs, and grabbed the baseball.

The incident was caught on television cameras and the fans began to chant for the man to give the boy the ball, but he refused. Sanders saw what had occurred on a television in the clubhouse. In between innings, Sanders came out and summoned the boy and his mother to near the Cardinals’ dugout and gave him a bat and ball as the crowd cheered.

The fellow you see to the right, as I’m sure you’ve guessed, is the dickcheese that knocked the toddler down in order to snake the foul ball.

One of the Cardinals’ players signed a t-shirt to the asshole addressed to the “tough guy and ball stealer.” I guess the fellow fled the stadium before his treat could get to him, but I’m sure the nonstop ribbing he’s going to endure after having his face plastered all over local and national news for bowling over a 4-year-old will be reward enough.

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By Sharkey

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11 comments

  1. …yeh i caught this on espn. during the game they sent a commentator over who harassed him. funny stuff.

  2. He is a ToolPersonal I would have played it off like I ment to do it all and kept the damn ball. So what if its a four year old. I remember when I was four.. I had to fight for anyhing I wanted… I think the four year old should have kicked him in the nuts on camera and took his ball back.

  3. Quote Romeo:lolz – r0meo (Lowly Newb) at 04:30:23 AM on 6/14/2004we need a pic of mid-air knockind over of this kidwith the obvious \”PWND\” caption

  4. Yup…\”we need a pic of mid-air knockind over of this kidwith the obvious \”PWND\” caption\”Indeed!!!

  5. So, who is this shithead?C’mon, this is WAY worse than the guy who got the cubbie’s foul ball last year, and we knew who he was in 15 seconds…

  6. your all the sameYou wouldnt have done the same? He acted out of instinct, running pushing and doing his shit to get the gold just like any other human being. And then the players milk the situation by acting all sympathic and giving the kid a bat. bullshit. Americans, no understanding of justice. suck a dick.

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