Holy shit, the Star Wars Kid, beloved dork icon and stereotypical fat fanboy, is suing!
On April 10, Ghyslain Raza’s $160,000 lawsuit against three ex-classmates is to be heard by a Quebec Court judge in Trois Rivieres. Raza – who gained notoriety in 2003 as the “Star Wars Kid” – is suing his former classmates for posting a private video of him wielding a mock “light sabre” on the Internet.
Shaheen Sharrif, a McGill professor specializing in education and the law, argues that school principals have a legal duty to stop bullying if they are aware of it. For her doctoral thesis, Sharrif studied more than a dozen cases where parents in the U.S., Canada and England initiated legal proceedings over a case of school bullying. She noticed a trend of school officials failing to enforce their own anti-bullying policies.
Are you fucking kidding me? Didn’t that fat prick get a free iPod out of the deal? What if one girl, just one slutty girl blows him (a la Sharon Stone) in exchange for dropping the charges? I bet we could get one myspace whore to mouthify his wang just so she could blog about it.
Just to refresh your memory, let’s all sit back and enjoy the original video that started it all:
Why doesn’t he just sue Lucas for giving him such a nerdy fetish to begin with? Or Hostess for helping to make him fat enough to be the source of so much mockery? Or his father for not pulling out that night? I’d like to get in on that last one, if you don’t mind. Class action, anyone?
HehI think he turned down the iPod, iirc.
hehwow this things finnaly comming to trial eh?guess quebec is as slow as here in the states when it comes to the court ystems heh.he started the lawsuit a year or two ago if im not mistaken…
Aw… Awwww!Looking at how that kid handles his faux lightsabre, I cant help but imagine the hilarity and ensuing carnage that must result from him masterbating. …Yeh I know thats a horrible fucking image, but once I thought it, I couldnt un-think it, so suffer with me bitches!