If the Colonel knew how many stoners had shuffled into his elite KFC ranks, he’d probably hide as much Popcorn Chicken as he could get his extra-crispy crusted fingers on. Thankfully for him, some of the potheads will Darwinistically weed themselves out. Mmm… eye-gougingly terrible pun…
The customer who visited a KFC in this San Francisco suburb Friday got two bags of marijuana, instead of the extra biscuits he had ordered. He gave the pot back to the worker, got his biscuits and called police.
Police arrested Carlos Ayala, 26, at the restaurant. The sheriff’s office and the restaurant’s management company did not immediately return calls Tuesday seeking further detail. Deputies said Ayala was carrying a small amount of marijuana, a handgun and about $500.
Honestly, you must be a burnout to be working at KFC at 26 and still be fucking stupid enough to do something even half as retarded as this. Actually, that’s fairly circular logic, as you’d have to be that stupid to be working at KFC, or be a burnout at 26. And now that my head is spinning sufficiently, I beleive I’ll douse my brain with enough of this nation’s #1 legal drug (beer) until I can’t see straight. Or until I want chicken strips. Whichever comes first.
