Have you guys heard about the french fry that sold on eBay for $200 because it was “the longest”? Yes? No? Either way, you’re going to read about it right here:
Simon Holland found the 6 3/4-inch fry during a meal at a Wisconsin Rapids Culver’s on June 24. Instead of eating the spud, he immediately froze it and put it up for auction on eBay.
The winning bid $202.50 from a bidder known only as “Culver’s Fan” was announced Wednesday afternoon. Restaurant owners Greg Giese and Brad Prohl celebrated by giving patrons complimentary pieces of custard cake.
*places head in hands*
*muffled* And of course, here comes the voice of dissent, in eBay form of course.
Why our existence is allowed to continue, I’ll never know. Perhaps God likes collecting antique figurines. Or those little Jesus statuettes.
ugh…jeebus fucking christmas, i eat at this little mom and pop restaurant about once a week where the fries dont even fit on the fucking plates.. you mean to tell me the whole time i could’ve been making a couple hundred bucks a pop of those damn things???? *shoots self*this fucking country, i swear…..
hahaOne of the raido stations here in Indianapolis has been bidding on that damn thing for as long as it’s been on ebay. Thank god it’s over, now I don’t have to hear about that fucking fry anymore.
holy mother of god.this is the stupidest thing ever to be sold. ever. i’ve seen people selling their virginity, their hair, their moms, but a french fry? fuck me. these sorts of people need to be smeared across a windsheild at high speed.