So on our way to the Dave Chapelle show, the following conversation transpired between myself, and my racism-terminology impaired girlfriend:
Me: “I guess Dave’s got this Morris So-and-So opening for him tonight.”
GF: “Who is he?”
Me: “I dunno. I’ve heard of him, but I have no idea where. He’s probably just a nobody.
GF: “Oh, OK. Like those Porch Monkeys we saw in Vegas?”*lady walking in front of us chokes and turns, shocked*
GF: “…oh wait, it was the Porch Ghouls. …hey what’s so funny?”
Understandable mistake. We have four black people in Irvine, and one of them is Tracer Bullet.
Um…As a non-american and slang-impaired European; what is a Porch Monkey, if I may ask?
SlaveSpecifically an \”Alabama Porch Monkey\”, or house slave.
Wow, was I wrongFrom the racial slur database:\”Low-income housing with no air conditioning led to many blacks in the projects sitting on the porch to stay cool. It was said that they looked like monkeys at the zoo. The adults were called \”porch monkeys,\” and the children were \”yard apes.\”\”
ManThat Tracer Bullet picture never ceases to be funny. Although, you shouldn’t have blurred the fat chicks face.
Alabama Porch Monkey?I havent heard that in YEARS. haha. Thats terrible.
AlabamaLuckily our fair state is slowly moving away from our racist past, and into a much more progressive fight for the integration of church and state
Church & StateOhh…integration of church and state is fun..Take it from a Utahan
Uhh…I’m sure you meant 4 NON-white people[/Grammar Nazi]
actuallyi meant \”black\”, not white. I mixed them up because I have no color lines, CaptainBigotPants.
color linesThe only color lines that Sharkey knows are the white lines of coke he snorts off the asses of underage Korean boys. Lots of love Sharkey.
BAHYou leave Kyung out of this, bitch!