Ahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Oh God, somebody please make an anime version of Tom & Jerry so that my childhood will be sufficiently sodomized, stabbed to death, and buried in a shallow grave? In no particular order, mind you.
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what will they do with the stork?So kids today can relate to the drunken stork, I guess he’ll have to be on crack or PCP instead of just drunk.
MainstreamLove it…… See kids, thats what happens when you mix your drugs.
Sodomy“We just said, ‘Wow, what a great way to take the classic Looney Tunes franchise that has been huge with audiences for decades and bring it into the new millennium.â€â€™Translates to:“We just said, ‘Wow, what a great way to take the classic Looney Tunes franchise, bend our viewers over and shove it up their asses so we can bring sodomy into the new millenium.’\”
The rest of the castI know you’re wondering, so here they are:The Drunken Stork: A reimagined chubby crow named \”Two Feathers\” who shoots up cans of lysol and always mumbles about \”his land\”Elmer Fudd: The diabolical evil nemesis of the Loonatics, Elwood Fuzz will wear a shiny suit with globe helmut, and shoot bolts of ice while screaming \”chu-chu-chu-chu-chill!\”Yosemite Sam: reimagined as Fuzz’s partner in crime, he’s redone as a dark crime lord who, because it is not longer PC to make fun of the south, is no longer southern, but distinctly Asian with fu-manchu facial hair and accent like the guys from Phantom MenaceThe Singing Frog: he’s now gayFoghorn Leghorn: He’s now the crusty billionaire that funds the Loonatics’ operations, and sometimes takes part in their daring antics. His ward, a chickenhawk, also accompanies him in a car with a jet engine mounted on the backPepe le Pew: Meet Special Agent Pepe Lou, French Secret Service. The character will remain portrayed as isSylvester & Tweety: the occupants of the apartment where the Loonatics’ secret entrance and exit to their super secret base is. Described like a \”Odd Couple\”, they sit around in their underwear watching WWE all say, and grumble about those \”darned subways\” whenever the Loonatics’ go into actionI need more beer to think up more – this shit is exhausting.
Not BadYou should write for WB, those are actually convincing characatures.
frogwasn’t the frog always gay?
yeahthe characters are just being based off of recognizable color coordination and not about real style or memorable assests. making characters with long lines and jagged edges does not mean they are from the future.
ToonsRight what he said! 🙂
RoadrunnerThat Roadrunner looks like he’d seriously fuck Wile E. Coyote’s shit up. Even more so than usual.
TravestyWhat a fucking joke. There’s no need for this shit- my daughter loves the old toons.