Squeeze, Squeeze, Squeeze Your Way To Tightness!

[ Gyneflex.com ] – Hello ladies. Have urinary incontinence? Vaginal stretching after giving birth? Perhaps you’re just a little loose, little miss popular? Well not any more, baby.

The more your Pelvic Floor Muscles (PFM) are strengthened, the more you and your partner can experience the joys of sex together. The GyneFlexTM Vaginal Tightening Program can give you a more powerful grip, better control and the results benefit both partners. By squeezing your PFM against GyneFlex’s flex resistance, you not only re-educate your neuro-muscular wiring and gain control of vaginal contractions; you also stimulate muscle development. The clenching-releasing vaginal exercises against resistance can lead to amazing strength and endurance.

“Me and my husband noticed a difference after only using it for 2 days.” – Vanessa

Do you kind of feel cheated by the whole sex thing in general? They didn’t tell us about shit like this when we were thirteen, fellas. Back then it was basically two things: don’t get a disease and try not to knock her up. They didn’t mention stuff like PMS, menstral cramps, or vaginal weakening. Don’t get me wrong, these things don’t particularly bother me now, but a heads up would have been nice. Then again, I went to a Christian school where they told me you could catch AIDS by holding hands with an infected homosexual, so you can see how it took a little character to come out (somewhat) normal.

BTW, does anyone else get a chuckle out of the fact that they’re essentially selling a $40 plastic coat hanger in the shape of a wang?