Sometimes Ritalin is not the best answer.

Couple sue over ‘vicious’ adoption

…The wife said in a statement that at a birthday party in 1999, the boy tried to kill her husband with a carving knife. He was just eight years old at the time. …

My sister was adopted when she was two from Seoul, S. Korea. By the time she was in her teens, she had threatened to kill me, my parents, god, the family pet, and the whole cheerleading squad. She had plenty of visits to the shrink that failed horribly, if not making matters worse. New diagrams (plans that Dr.Doom would have been proud of) were made and found by my mother. We were sure that we would have to erect a defense system involving lasers and an alarm system directly connected to the local military base for reinforcements. A year ago she moved out my parents house and is going to school at a respectable college. Today she one of the nicest people I have ever had the pleasure of hanging out with.The moral? I don’t think there is one. But I do know this…rapid fluid motions of a wooden spoon, hand, or paddle contacting upon gluteus maximus puts an end to that kind shit real fast.

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