What in the Hell.
CLEVELAND In keeping its theme of transparency with financial transactions, one insurance company features a naked man in its annual report. The Progressive insurance company has spiced up its usually straight-laced financial document with photos of a nude 82-year-old man. But don’t worry, the old guy doesn’t reveal all of his hidden assets. Strategically placed hands and knees protect his modesty. Progressive President Glenn Renwick says the bare report is in keeping with the company’s theme of transparency in its financial dealings.
Consequently, Progressive had a shitload of turnover this year. Next year they plan on unveiling their new marketing theme: Plowing Through The Opposition. Here’s their concept next year’s annual report:
…what? Too soon?
Gold!Nope, right on cue!
HahaWhat took you so long?I kept refreshing for about 15 mins or more !
HmmmMaybe my megaphone and bright orange shirt will stop this thing…Dozer 1 – Protestor – 0 Viagra – 2
umm……i don’t get itok….are you guys telling me that stupid girl really died atempting to stop a fuckin bulldozer,or was a political ploy like Faqq made it seem?
yeahShe really did die, but the pictures that they used were fake and don’t match up with the witness accounts at all.