The following, I am led to believe, is actually considered news by some organizations. I find this fact to be amazing, terrifying, and hilarious, all within the same breath. I think if we threw lustful or sorrow into the mix, my head might explode and send what’s left inside my colon through my chair.
FROM IMDB
Pop beauty Britney Spears’ smelly feet upset her fellow airplane passengers recently. The “Toxic” singer was flying from Los Angeles to New York with her husband Kevin Federline and decided to make herself more comfortable by removing her shoes. Unfortunately for her fellow passengers, Britney’s feet caused such a stink it wasn’t long before they were forced to complain to a stewardess. One says, “The smell was unbelievable. One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. “She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on. “Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes made her feet stink. Thankfully she put them on. There’s no way we could have put up with that.”
Lord alive, from the media’s perspective this little trailer park success story is tanking like a Nicole Eggert flick. She’s married, committing career suicide by not touring or recording, planning on getting pregnant, and now she’s stinking up the first class section.
It’s sad, because we’re all such a disgusting bunch of jackals, waiting for this poor girl to get herself knocked up, so she can divorce, realize her horrible mistakes, and try in vain to reinvigorate her savagely ruined career. She’ll probably even offer to do Playboy, but at that point she’ll be too fat and shoeless to even step foot on the mansion grounds. And those bastards let in Carnie Wilson.
…Carnie fucking Wilson.
smelly feet[sarcasm]God that was sexy[/sarcasm]. Thanks Sharkey, you ruined the image of her that I had in my head. From here on out I’ll think of stinky feet whenever I think of her. Oh well, at least you have yet to taint the image of Natalie Portman.
Come on NowNicole was amazing in \”Blown Away\” with one of the Corey’s (don’t know which one) when she is fucking him while her dad is sleeping in the next room. And again later against a wall.By amazing I mean naked. Her acting sucks.
BitchI never did like the girl, now that came from my uptight upbringing, but by the time I had snapped out of my parents morals she was already going down hill. to bad for her.
damnI don’t think Brit should be considered Dutch Apple pie anymore.