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At the end of this era, the time has come my friends, the time for us to choose the
grandest slice of all. The one that has spent the most time plaguing our minds. The most
delectable slice of the century, and we will show her to you. We have taken up three
categories, which we will use to narrow down the finalists. These categories are as
follows:
CATEGORY #1: Old Skool Slice: Slices from before we (most of
us, anyways) were born.
CATEGORY #2: Middle Skool Slice: Slices from our most
impressionable years.
CATEGORY #3: New Skool Slice: The latest slices that have come to
us this past year.
I realize that these categories are a bit unorthodox. But hey, what the fuck site are
you reading anyway? I see the words Bad-Ass-MOFO up there. We can do these things, you
realize. There's always a lot of bitching when narrowing down awards. Game of the year,
Oscars, Porn awards, there's always someone griping. So I devised this system to narrow
down the slices in such a fucked up fashion that even the lamest of tards can see its
logic. (Ooh, paradoxial...) We've narrowed down the finalists in each category, and these
fine slices will battle it out for the grand title "Slice of the Century". Let's
look at the candidates, shall we?
And absolutely no bitching, hiz-ho. Period.
First Category: Old Skool Slice
