One of the hottest asian chicks on the planet, Zhang Ziyi (or Ziyi Zhang, depending on who’s asking) has a new flick coming out today called House of Flying Daggers, in which she plays a blind chick setting out to avenge her father’s death. Not that it really matters. All you have to do is set up two spinner boards with “main character’s problem” and “main character’s reason for revenge” and you can shit out a plausible Hong Kong artsy-fartsy kung-fu flick in a matter of minutes, and assholes like me will eat it up.
Somebody please get this girl some acting work in a few “Hollywood” flicks, as opposed to the artsy Hong Kong business? I’d rather get her started over here quickly, so that she can become money hungry and do nudies prior to her eventual wrinkling in all the wrong places.
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*wonders where the “right places” for wrinkles are*
Oh! Right, I’m an idiot.
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asfchinese > japanese