Slice Of The Day: Sharon Stone

That Basic Instinct 2 trailer from last week was unnervingly fappable. It’s like you can hear the individual grains of sand hitting the bottom of that hourglass. Time to enjoy Sharon Stone while she’s still a MILF, which won’t be much longer.

I get to go up to USC today to give a little seminar/training thing to a bunch of people who barely speak English. Ooooh baby, this is going to be fun, especially when I slip up and say “use your mouse to point and crick here.”