I normally don’t like when the same chick is a slice twice in the span of a month, but did you get a load of Scarlett Johansson at the Golden Globes this week? I didn’t… but the wonders of the internet allow me to ogle in the privacy of my own… office.
Anybody catch her getting completely groped by red carpet commentator (and flaming homo) Isaac Mizrahi? Lord alive, the weird shit that gay people can get away with. It might be worth it to fake the funk, just so I could slap Jessica Alba on the ass, cop a feel, and play it off as comical because I enunciate with an effeminate lisp. Jesus, if I grabbed Scarlett’s tit in public, security would have my arm snapped in two before I could get full mast. Some ass-yodeler does it, and everyone is delighted by his antics.
It’s just unfair.
I knew a gay guy..And not only was he a bitchy drama emo boy, but he would in-the-pants fondle women (Including my at-the-time girlfriend) every day. Shit, he ate a chick out \”Just for fun\”.I don’t get it. Gay men get more straight action than the heteros.
omgMan-o-man thats a fine pair of puppies!
WOW!What a set of cans!!!
mmminteresting to see her bottom teeth are all messed up. you can only see it in the candid red dress photos.
Moovie.WTFOooO? CANT GET VIDEO TO WORK ARGHHH!CRAB ANGRY! NEED FIND PROPER WORKING VIDEO??!HELP CRAB FIND!argh.
lskjfdscheck http://wwtdd.com/ for another working video and different photos of this incident.