Slice Of The Day: Scarlett Johansson

I love that everyone is making a big deal out of a simple sound bite from Scarlett Johansson. She made some sort of comment about monogamy being unnatural, and everyone takes it as a sure sign that she’s a complete fucking whore. She’s an actress folks, she loves the sound of her own voice, and she loves regurgitating shit that she heard some smart guy say in Variety. Besides, if she were a whore, she would have done at least one Goddamned nude scene by now.

…still, let’s not throw out all hope that she’s becoming a whore.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

5 comments

  1. WTF WTF is the deal with all the hot redheads dying their hair blonde. It detracts from current hotness and won’t do a damn thing for the species short shelf life.

  2. Maichael Bay is a bastardHe told Scarlett to keep the bra on in The Island because it’s a PG-13 film. She wanted to bare-chest the sex scene.

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