While watching the Vikings game, Bolt and I caught a commercial for the new Salma Hayek flick, After the Sunset. The movie may look like total ass, but they sure knew how to market it: a nice opening shot of Salma cleavage, followed by many, many tight shirts.
…many.
We went on to discuss the fact that Salma here is probably the hottest girl to ever come out of Mexico, which makes her their most valuable export. That’s right, burritos and cheap labor are nothing compared to the powers contained within that tight little body. And considering how much I love burritos and cheap labor, you better believe I’ve thought long and hard about this.
Yeah but…You will experience burritos and cheap liquor but not Salma. What the fuck is the use of an export if you can’t use it?
WowShe’s ULTRA FINE…My Favorite Hot Tamale….Letting QT drink Beer from her driping TOE, CAMEL TOE!!!!!