Slice Of The Day: Renee Zellweger

Assed out for an Oscar yet again, eh Renee? Oh well, you’ve got Golden Globes and Blockbuster Entertainment Awards to keep that frown upside-down. Right? Right? Umm… Better keep the Girl Scout Thin Mints away from Renee Zellweger, lest she chub her way back up again.

Renee Zellweger. Up and down, down and up. Like the stock market, only chubbier occasionally.

Dammit. Now I want Thin Mints. Fucking Girl Scouts and their tasty treats. Not the kind that Klf would enjoy, mind you.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

5 comments

  1. I partly agreeHer face is messed up, but check that body man. You can’t tell me she has a flabby, old body. By the way, Thin Mints are the best. I ate an entire box of those in about forty minutes last year.

  2. ..well i’ll be damned, she’s actually halfway attractive in those photos. the only time i’ve really seen her is in all the ad’s and shit that went with bridget jones diary where she looked rather feral.T.

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