Slice Of The Day: OIsen Twins

The 18-year anniversary of the birth of the infamous Olsen Twins is a mere five days away. That’s right, the 18th birthday of two of the hottest, richest, most delectible girls on the planet takes place in just under a week. And do you know what that means to you and I?

…absolutely fucking nothing.

The Olsen Twins' 18th birthday means hundreds of millions to them. Do you really think that they're going to  magically appear in Playboy just to sacrifice even more cash? .... I hope so too. I hope with all my cock's might.

Time to elect a new slice of forbidden pie, in my opinion. Any suggestions?

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

29 comments

  1. Lindsey LohanShe’s way hotter than either of these two anyway, she’s forbidden until July 2.

  2. I’d say Lohan, but why bother? She only has another month or something.Watson’ll do just fine.

  3. YaWatson is cute, yet to be hot, give another two years for that, and I honestly don’t think the olsen twins are that hot. Sure I would make their asses bleed, but they aren’t that hot.But as of right night now, Lohan takes the bank, but if Watson goes the way of Portman or Knightly, then she will be an addition to the elite high ranking dutch apples. (all dutch apples are really hot, but to me, knightly and portman are some of the better slices)

  4. everyone weigh inhttp://www.childstarlets.coma good site to check before voting on forbidden pie.

  5. I got oneBrittney Spears little sister. She has a show coming on Nickelodeon so there will be more pics of her out.

  6. I got oneBrittney Spears little sister. She has a show coming on Nickelodeon so there will be more pics of her out.

  7. Pmacand let me guess…Those emails say she was into hardcore porn before she became famous? Yeah, I got a whole ton of those emails too, for Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Alizee, etc.

  8. Olsens/LohanI’ve never understood why these girls have attracted so much attention . . . Lohan, on the other hand–oolala!

  9. so…MRG, would you turn down the olsen twins if they offered to double down on you? 😛

  10. …jesus you fuckers are creepy. do you go down to the local junior high and troll for \”forbidden pie\”??? great site you got here sharky! psuedo pedophiles and MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HHUHAHAHHAHAHHA

  11. JubaWho cares what Juba writes. I’ve been running this site for over five fucking years, and he’s spouting off the same shit I heard in the first few months. Really, if a flamer doesn’t have anything new to say, I just ignore it completely. RARRGHEOHQ@#$() OH MONKEYS AND PIE ARE STILL SO FUNNAY WEIO@#$)@()#*. Originality is fundamental. And it’s pederast, not pederass.

  12. At the ripe age of 15…Amanda Bynes could potentially have a full 3 years on the forbidden pie list.Emma Watson’s a pretty good choice too.

  13. Huh?Emily Watson? I dunno if she’s the best choice for the new \”Forbidden Pie.\” How about Hilary Duff? Much hotter… and without the Harry Potter stigma.

  14. safdi come here because it’s funny to see how the \”other half\” lives. namely frat boy stylized neo republicans who can barely contain their urge to finger their 13 year old cousin.

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