Slice Of The Day: Nicole Kidman

You know, it’s sad that slices have to get older. Nicole Kidman has always been one of my favorites, and I find it really unsettling that one day she’ll be looking like a slighly more elegant Bea Arthur.

Oh well, we can always watch Eyes Wide Shut and remember what the funbags looked like when they didn’t touch her knees, right?

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Nicole is going to be in this “controversial” flick called Birth, which has some sort of naked scene between her and a little kid. But you’ve gotta realize that she was married to Tom Cruise, who has the stature of a ten-year-old boy. For her, this is old hat.

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By Sharkey

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7 comments

  1. fasdfasdfasdfasdfWhy can’t the picture on the front page be in the album? I’m sure there’s a much larger version.

  2. i heard.haha, i heard she gave the little boy a kiss on the cheek, which is a huge acheivement as the boy recieves his first kiss by her. congrats to him.

  3. Jeannie?Why does she look like ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ in that picture? Of course, I wouldn’t mind hearing Nicole Kidman saying \”Yes, master!\” whilst mouthifying my wang.

  4. Contraversal?ok I read an article on what is so bad about this movie, they kiss, yes mouth to mouth. I dont think its french but you never know, but who cares if the kid gets kissed by her, and who cares if he sees her titties, I dont think it would be the first time

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