Slice Of The Day: Monica Bellucci

Funny thing about Monica Bellucci, she’s in the movie Tears Of The Sun with Bruce Willis at the moment, and she plays a bleeding-heart-toting doctor. She causes a crapload of trouble because she won’t leave the village without the 70 or so refugees that live in it. This is why it is wrong to educate women my friends, they’re nothin’ but trouble.

Monica Bellucci

Alright, alright, let her be edumacated. Just… don’t let her drive. I bet she plucks her eyebrows and talks to her agent while she drives. She can have one or the other. That’s my compromise baby, don’t make me take away your right to vote and wear underpants.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

5 comments

  1. someone for SOTDwhat about adding Rachel Wiese(spelling), you know, the chick from The Mummy. she is not on the list, and i think she would be a good addition to it

  2. ORPatricia Velasquez also from The Mummy.h88p://www.theworldjournal.com/special/pv/movies1.jpgh88p://shinegirls.redtotalonline.com/PatriciaVelasquez/Patricia_Velasquez_04.jpgh88p://shinegirls.redtotalonline.com/PatriciaVelasquez/Patricia_Velasquez_27.jpgnuff said.

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