You know, I never thought that Michelle Branch was that hot… until Maxim magazine did that spread of her a couple of months ago. Which, by the way, is in her gallery. Hot. And she’s banging like a 40-year-old. Stupid kids, I can’t wait to be 40 so I can bang idiotic 18-year-old chicks who think they’re so cool because I wangify their mouths. God bless future Viagra, which I would imagine will make my penis flavored, like grape jelly or something.
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You know, Cameron Diaz would have been today’s slice, now that she’s an S&M Video star (which is currently circulating through the Pie Forum), but you’ll notice that her gallery is bare. That’s because Cammy’s lawyers decided to threaten the shit out of Solo and I last year. You had your chance, sweet cheeks, but this ship has sailed. Like a gleaming pie tin on the sea of smut, I shall disappear into the sunset.
wowpersonally, i have always thought she was hot. thanks for the gallery.
AgreedYeah, I always thought she was hot.
forum accesshow do we get access to the pie forum? sounds like lots of good \”discussions\” are going on there…
Pie ForumGo into the forums, click on \”forum access\” at the top after you register. and to the rest of you, you’re welcome. I do these things because I care.
S&M SkankSomeone needs to post a fast torrent of that Diaz whore’s video. I’m sick of waiting for it to load.
ruh?I’ve got it seening, nad have been for days with no peers. Its not very good anyway.