The delicious Kristanna Loken is apparently signed on to star in the Bloodrayne flick. That’s good, because she laid down a really good foundation of shit with that Terminator 3 nonsense, so she may as well build her shit house on shit… sand. Plus, it’s being directed by Uwe Boll, who is having his own problems with the critics right now.
By the way, did you hear that Keanu Reeves got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday? Apparently his work as an EFF…BEE…EYE……..AGENT has merited him such accolades. And as a bonus, the fellow let everyone know who is to be held accountable for his rise to stardom:
“When I was 15 years old in Canada, I did a play called `Romeo and Juliet,'” Reeves said. “`I asked my mom if it was OK to be an actor, and she said, ‘Whatever you want.’ So thanks, Mom.”
Wow. That is touching. Congratulations, Mrs. Reeves. You’ve earned an all-expenses paid trip to Horribly-Painful-Simian-Induced-Death-Land. Be sure to try the soup in a bread bowl, it’s delicious.
drunken posting…bitchesi just wanna be the first to say that that chick is smoking hot. Also, keanu reeves is a bitch (I didn’t capitalize his name in person, because he is less than a pile of steaming elephant shit), end of story. I know kung fu, FUCK YOU keanu reeves, FUCK YOU!!!!!
holy….wow she is the epitome of blonde bombshell.holy fuck i would hit it
HarDude, I thought T3 was a pretty good flick. The action scenes and the scenes starring Loken outwieghed the rest of the crapfest by far.
t3….T3 was brutal. comparing the scenes with loken to the reset of the film is like comparing cow shit to horse shit, either way, its still shitbut yeah, definatly hit that