Remember the Bundy Creedo:
Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum.
Hooters, hooters, on a girl that’s dumb.
Keeley Hazell and her fabulous mamms just graced FHM in the UK, and… wow.
In case of a water landing, I’m grabbing Keeley and holding on for dear life.
Big ‘unsWow!*honk honk*
Pbbblllt. (face in boobies noise)Also, remember the first commandment:It’s okay to call hooters \”knockers\” and sometimes \”snack trays.\”
Damn!Who the hell is this chick, and why havn’t I seen her (and her ginormous cans) anywhere before this?
Sideshowbob ?Cause you’ve been under a rock for a couple of years?She was a page 3 model and won almost every contest she has been in for \”best tits\” category.
BritishYou haven’t seen her because she is British and only really appeared in British papers and magazines thus far, sadly not many papers outside the UK carry topless pictures on page 3 😉
nice milkmakers! She should never be without a pearl necklace.
Uh Oh…I may have to beat off to this!
boo to mandatory subjects.Girls like Keeley kind of invalidate the dedicated nude gallery.