Slice Of The Day: Jillian Barberie

Even as she inches towards 40, the delicious Jillian Barberie seems to get hotter and hotter all the time. Maybe it’s because she’s single now. Maybe it’s because she’s feeling that biological clock ticking, and looking to use that figure-skating-molded body any way she can. Maybe I should shut up and let you take a look at the new pics that EvilPoda sent me. The world is filled with mysteries.

Jillian Barberie. With a body like that, I can almost forgive her Canadian heritage.

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Good work Canada. Now, do me a favor. All of the douchebags who want to emigrate from the US, and join you in the great white North, will be given safe harbor. Consider them my gift to you. All of your super hot bitches, like Jillian here, are to be exported as part of our “pie-exchange program”, and I will be expecting payments in long-legged beauties each month.

Someone has to unify America again, and dammit, it’s going to be tits. …I mean me. Yeah. Me and tits. What a team.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

9 comments

  1. Fuck that shit.You can keep your douchebags – we have enough of them in our government. No more exported hotties for you Americans for now. We have to balance off the ugly French \”artiste\” chicks who don’t shave their pits but seem to multiply by the dozens.You can have Quebec. Hell… we’ll pay you to take it. Nuke it all and build Luthertown and Otisburg.

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  3. Over 35 womenThose over-35 broads are the best. The best lay (shh, better than my wife) I ever had was a 38-year old woman. She was willing to do ANYTHING and had a body just as firm as a 20 year old’s. Actually, better cos the older one could afford a personal trainer!Plus, you could tell…she had that certain oral technique that only comes with practice. Boys, keep bangin’ those virgins…I’ll take ’em with some seasonin’.

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