Slice Of The Day: Jessica Biel

In case you hadn’t heard, the quite rape-able Jessica Biel is going to be getting naked in her next movie.

Biel “signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see – including shots of her breasts and butt,” a source told the magazine.

That just makes any day a little brighter, doesn’t it? They’d better not pull a Natalie Portman cutting room floor job on us here.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

6 comments

  1. This reeks of movie advertising, “Yeah, this movie will suck balls, but we cast this very tasty hot piece of ass in it and she’s willing to get naked.” Closer, anyone?

    I’m willing to sit through just about any piece of shit as long as I see some tits. Of course, I’ll wait until it hits PPV before I see it.

  2. Fuck, you’re lame for banning me. You know who you are, and you banned me despite being a paid member. Banned to cover a ho. BAMF indeed.

  3. pretty sweet that i have been staring at jessica biel for a week straight now…. i remember when this site used to be cool

  4. Shit this is the last post in almost a month Jesus is SO UPSET!!!!
    POST RIGHT NOW THAT YOUR WAY TOO LAZY TO WIPE AND POST AT THE SAME TIME.
    ah SHIT

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