I know there have been a lot of reports telling a tale of the future, where Jennifer Love Hewitt is shedding her clothes for the pages of Playboy (I think I even posted something about it) but there’s gotta be more to her upcoming “career” than possibly causing a short-but-sweet jerkoff session in my bathroom followed by 50 years of graceful aging. So I looked her up, and guess what? She’s actually working! That’s right, she’ll be starring in the sequel to 2002’s smash hit Garfield. Oh joy of joys, I can’t wait for the presell! This is going to be an event to behold! Good GOD these pills are fantastic.
Is her show “Ghost Whisperer” fucking cancelled yet? As soon as they can that shit, she’ll be topless faster than you can say “Can’t Hardly Wait.”
