Oh Jennifer Aniston.She’s kind of an accidental slice, as her nude scene in The Breakup wasn’t as well cropped as they thought. The fullscreen version of the movie (people buy those?) shows some distinct boobie action.
Wow. She just skirted under the line where people will still pay a fair amount of attention to her tits. Good for her.
Meh… They were hot in ’96, but nowadays there’s better. I’d still splash a load on them, though.
Is it just me, or is her chin slowly getting longer and pointy-er? Maybe she is getting the same treatments that resulted in Maria Shriver…
I want to see the box before I give her a thumbs up. Also if she swallows – that’s good enough for me.
Not bad. It took way too long though.
There are 100 Million chicks hotter than her, hit it from the rear and there are 600 million chick hotter
His name is spamgol, but his followers call him “spam,” leader of warriors. He is well-known as a battle commander of the Orcish horde. As I write this, he declares to me that if I scribe his name it shall contain no capital letters, as he is humble before the gods.
He is much like every educated Orc in the fact that he knows his destiny is that of a warrior. Yet, he differs from others in the fact that he knows it is not his race or occupation that makes him a great warrior. It is his knowledge of the lore and history of the races that forces him to war and to preach to others that combat is imminent, and peace will only be found by the end of a lance.
These are the words that open each sermon that spamgol gives in every city, town, and village he visits:
“War has been the theme to our lives as has been chaos! You can see I am a proud Orc and of these things I know! War has been in our being since Orcish creation by Einhasad and the great lord of fire Paagrio! Fortunately, others too have learned the art of war. The art of combat and war were not learned only from combat against us, but from asking for our aid and fighting with us.”
After many boos and cheers, yet again his followers fall silent, waiting for his next words.
“Brethren races, which at their inception were meant for peace and politics using great orators and ink to scroll, now use bloody swords and vicious bows to make others heed their words. Yet another race expanded their minds and strove to create math and machine, to rival that of the giants that ruled before us. Yet, this race creates swords and weapons of siege instead. Even the race that was made from the scraps at the table of the gods has today produced great kings that prefer war over peace. In these times weakness can not be tolerated. Peace can only be brought to a world by those that can defend it.
“I call to you! I call to all of you! Form your ranks carefully. Only pick those that will survive, not the chafe that has fallen to the side of the battlefield. Your god, race, and homeland are not important now, for your clan is your family as solace. So I say, FIGHT for your place in this world! Fight to make your clan’s name permanently etched in the scorched earth, for our only peace in this place will come when we are gone and others here remember our valor. So go forth and know that the weak live or die by your hand!”
Pulling his sword from the angel, Hayaishi takes a moment to quaff a potion. As another angelic form materializes before him, he begins concentrating on it. The angel, now fully formed, raises his sword to strike. The air whirs and crackles; lightning strikes the angel from above, and the angel’s sword freezes inches from Hayaishi’s face.
As a grin appears slowly, Hayaishi says, “It appears I have a captive audience. Allow me to tell you of my mission.
“I am one chosen by the Dark Goddess, Shilen. My quest is to rid the world of her enemies before her arrival. When she comes, I will be by her side corrupting all towards her will. Her awakening is inevitable and I wish to honor her with the blood and soul of those who oppose her. You will join the others I have already collected.”
Hayaishi plunges his sword deep into the angel, which still shows no signs of life. Pulling out a small crystal from his pouch he begins chanting in a low melodic tone. Streams of light emit from the crystal and begin to surround the angel. As the light encases the angel, Hayaishi pulls his sword out, and the angel shrieks as its life force is trapped inside the crystal.
Hayaishi muses to himself, “Another offering that will enhance the power of my Dark Goddess.”
As he looks around, he spots another angel in the distance, and charges toward it.
Usually you’re right on the mark… Not this time. This can’t have been revealed through a full screen release, pan and scan doesn’t work that way. Full screen versions of films are always cropped from the original letterbox, therefore they can’t contain any more image information (with the exception of some pixar films who actually recompose and rerender the shots for full screen releases).
Aniston’s tits are 100% real though. This was a photo taken on the set of ‘The Break Up’. Her attorneys are now threatening people, claiming invasion of privacy. Fuck ’em.
In fact he is on the mark. Full screen versions are not always cropped (pan and scan) from the original letterbox. Frequently they are just the entire full frame capture. 1.85 letterboxed films are shot with non-anamorphic lenses capturing the entire full frame (1.33 incidentally) which are then projected at your theater or put to dvd cropping the top and bottom off, as intended by the director. Occasionally to save time or effort the entire frame is put to video for the full frame versions. This why sometimes you see things like boom mics or other unintended slippages.
I conceed, but only halfway. I actually work in the vfx industry and I never have to worry about making things look really good out of the crop range. So what you’re saying may be true for some films, but not movies with visual effects and such. Obviously ‘The Break-Up’ is not a vfx film and this could be the case. But as I stated, this image was not culled from a full-screen capture but was a photo taken on set.